Lunacy

This quiet queen
With her beautiful face
She loves the whole night
How soft her embrace

I’ll glow that way too
I’ll let out my light
So you’ll gaze upon me
Oh lover tonight

No need to fear me
No reason to worry
Moonlight don’t burn you
So we needn’t hurry

Moody

Shoes go first
Socks are the worst
Don’t be ashamed
Just no socks in the bed
Throw them over your head
Naked in socks is so lame

Brush away all my dread
That old shame is dead
Come within reach of me
That shy boyish grin
Your heart on my skin
Already I feel me break free

No one else sees me
Nobody else needs me
Amazing how much I’ve gained
So comfortably stoke the tension
I see you’ve been paying attention
I’m glad you’re so easily trained

Now no more time for play
Crushed where we lay
This is the difficult part
Convince me to fly
That I’m not going to die
Then break every seal of my heart

Then let the silence be
Just breath here with me
I’m coming back home again
No hurry, no worry
And no need to scurry
Back down that silvery chain

Now give me some more
What I’ve been longing for
That spoon that comes after the fork
Hold me in bliss
Give me your kiss
My lovable, lovable dork

Don’t let me stray
Or slip off away
Keep me beside you instead
Hold me all night
Hold me real tight
And we’ll have our breakfast in bed

B—- Session

I don’t even know
What the hell I am doing
What’s wrong with you, man?
I’m just no good at wooing!

I never liked men!
I never would pick them!
For friends or for lovers
I’d rather just kick them!

They mess up the bathroom!
They eat all the ice cream!
Who knows what they’re thinking?
They just make you scream!

How do you love a man?
I can’t say! I don’t know!
I tried to be patient!
I tried to go slow!

Do they like to be stroked?
Do they like to be scratched?
Should I pull on your hair?
Should I beat on your back?

I much prefer women!
They’re easier, you know!
There’s not all this confusion
The romance just flows!

But with men, what the hell?!
They’re just so freakin’ messy
And when you want to talk
They just start getting testy!

But when you’re feeling lonely
Do they care? Hell no!
They start digging around you
For t.v. remotes!

So what should I say now?
So what should I do?
I bet you’d feel bad
If I stopped talking to you!

I don’t think you get this!
‘Cause if you did, well then…
Then… you’d go clean that mess
That you made in my den!

I’ve told you I love you!
I’ve told you I want you!
I just cannot let
All this heartache continue!

I decided tonight
To make my confession
I want you! I love you!
That’s why this b—- session!

I’ve loved you for years!
You big stupid ape!
What more must I do?!
What else does it take?!

Are you listening to me?!
‘Cause you’re staring again!
That’s the trouble with men
They just never do listen!

You asked, “What’s the problem?”
You asked, “Why the fight?”
Well I’ve already told you
I won’t tell you twice!

I love you! I need you!
And not just a friend!
I have plenty of those!
Why don’t you understand?!

What the hell are you doing?!
Don’t come over here!
You’re not even listening!
This just isn’t fair!

Sit back down on that couch!
I’ve still more to say!
Did you know that my phone bill
Was due yesterday?!

And what’s all this now?
Get back! I’m still b—-ing!
My old trigger finger
I’m warning you! Twitching!

Don’t you dare touch my thigh
Don’t you dare grab my hips!
Don’t you look in my eyes!
Stay away from my lips!

Are you going to kiss me?!
Oh, you better think twice!
Don’t you dare…mmm…mhmm.
hmmm…hmm…oh, that’s nice.