Okay, so check it out. This blog averages about forty or fifty hits a day, right? Which is cool, I don’t really want a huge audience or anything. I like having a blog I can tool around and post whatever whenever I want, not having to worry that there might be folks sitting around with nothing better to do than wait for the next little bit of something I dropped here. This is an entirely selfish endeavor. I know I have about a half dozen semi-regular readers already but this blog is hardly a work of art that all must admire. It’s a buncha crap. Probably vaguely entertaining crap perhaps but nonetheless self-indulgent crap.

Then my post “Atheists are morons” got hit hard to the tune of about 150 hits or so. Which really ain’t that many on the interwebz and all of that from the morons I was bitching about. So I endured their insistent defending of their moronic blatherings until they got bored and went away. No biggie.

Now one of my pages is getting hit out of the blue. “Jean Grey is whore” has 700 views so far, over 600 of them in the last twenty-four hours or so. Apparently this site stumbled across my little rant and thought referencing it would make a nice addition to their article. Which is cool, that’s part and parcel of putting this stuff on the net. People are going to sometimes stumble over your words and reference then with “Check this idiot out!” or “Hey, this is pretty cool!” That’s good stuff.

The thing is…well, here’s what was said: “Meanwhile, here’s a guy who thinks Jean was looking at Wolverine a little too much — and he’s really really really mad about it.”

I mean…am I that completely horrible at expressing myself, even in a rant, that this chick thought I was a guy? And how the heck did she come to that assumption anyway? Maybe I’m being unfair to men (wouldn’t be the first time) but isn’t it kinda counter-intuitive to assume someone angry at Jean Grey for being a ho’ is probably a guy? I would assume the opposite.

Yes, I know it’s unfair but I don’t get why a guy would have a problem with that. I have a problem with it for all the reasons I stated. Even if a guy felt the same way and agreed with me, I can’t see such a guy getting motivated enough about it for a good rant. So…what gives?

There are probably a dozen aspects of this that I could or should bitch about…but I don’t see them. I don’t really care and think it’s kinda funny. I noticed the only two comments I’ve gotten so far are from knuckleheads who were only offended that I dared call myself a Christian. Never mind that I called Jean Grey a whore. That’s just pretty hilarious to me.

But that “guy” thing…wow, that just doesn’t do much for my self-image. I think I’m going to have to go eat some ice cream now or something.