I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in a long, long time. I sincerely wish I had caught this guy when he was on television! Aw, man. Did I miss out? Yes, I did.
You can catch this guy on the radio now, which is available here: (Kgov.com)
If you’ve never heard of Bob Enyart, then you absolutely have to watch this.
Adults say the darnedest things, Part I.
Adults say the darnedest things, Part II.
John 7:24 (NKJV)
24 Do not judge according to appearance, but judge with righteous judgment.”
1st Corinthians 6:2-3 (NKJV)
2 Do you not know that the saints will judge the world? And if the world will be judged by you, are you unworthy to judge the smallest matters? 3 Do you not know that we shall judge angels? How much more, things that pertain to this life?
1st Corinthians 2:15-16 (NKJV)
15 But he who is spiritual judges all things, yet he himself is rightly judged by no one. 16 For “who has known the mind of the LORD that he may instruct Him?” But we have the mind of Christ.
Luke 12:56-57 (NKJV)
56 Hypocrites! You can discern the face of the sky and of the earth, but how is it you do not discern this time? 57 “Yes, and why, even of yourselves, do you not judge what is right?
Dumb Christian: Oh, but we can’t judge! Jesus said not to judge!
Not-Dumb Christian: Did He? Where is that?
Dumb Christian: Matthew 7:1
Not-Dumb Christian: Oh. Well, let’s take a look…
Matthew 7:1 (NKJV)
1 “Judge not, that you be not judged.
Not-Dumb Christian: Well, that certainly seems to support your argument. Let’s look at the context, though…
Matthew 7:1-5 (NKJV)
1 “Judge not, that you be not judged. 2 For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you. 3 And why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye? 4 Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me remove the speck from your eye’; and look, a plank is in your own eye? 5 Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.
Not-Dumb Christian: Well, who was Jesus talking to?
Dumb Christian: …
Not-Dumb Christian: It’s right there in the 5th verse. First word…
Dumb Christian:…
Not-Dumb Christian: Here, I’ll read it. “Hypocrite!”
Christians, you have been lied to. What else did you expect letting other men tell you what God has said? Look to your bibles with your own eyes!!

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March 16, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Dani
LOL! Bob Enyart does rock! We have many of his DVD classics – full of Truth and hysterical laughs! I love being a part of Denver Bible Church – there’s no place on earth like it!
March 16, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Dani
The most popular verse in the Bible, “Judge Not…you hypocrite.” (Matt. 7:1-5)
Yet right after that (my favorite part), Jesus instructs His followers,“Do not give what is holy to dogs, and do not throw your pearls before swine.”(Matt. 7:6)
Yet the silly dilemma now is – Who could Christ possibly have meant by that? If we are only supposed to be loving, tolerant, polite, respectful and non-judgmental, how could Christ refer to any human being by a mean-spirited and judgmental term like swine, dog?
March 16, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Maxime
I love Uncle Bob!
LOL.. These videos always crack me up! We would love to have you at DBC sometime Mary!!!!
November 22, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Fruitie
I loved these clips. I can’t believe how stupid that woman sounded. Do you think she ever got to the chance to listen to this again?
And what’s so wrong with judging anyway???
December 14, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Brandon Allen
You should see if Bob would come to LA for a seminar…